I Often Wonder About Myself...
Saturday, November 5
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Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table.
A very attractive blonde woman from Mississippi arrived and bet
twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said,
"I hope y'all don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
completely nude." With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled
the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!" As the
dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed...
YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and
her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."
Moral - Not all Mississipians are stupid and not all blondes are
dumb,
but all men are men.
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